Okay Ryan over at Wordsmithonia has this fun contest going on. I decided I'd join in. Go check it out there. He's got a great blog going, so cruise around it and say hello to him. I've pasted Ryan's rules below.
So Here Are The Rules: The contest will run in two stages. The first will be the nomination stage which will run for two weeks ending on 05/01/2010 at 11:59 PM. Anyone who wants to nominate a song will have to write a blog post detailing the contest and either a video or a link to a video that showcases the song they are nominating. Please write a short reason for why you think the song you are nominating is the worst of the lot. Come back to this post and leave a link to your post.
The second stage is that I will pick my 5 "favorite" nominated songs which will be announced in a second blog post. You will then have1 week, starting on 5/2/2010 and ending on 5/08/2010, to vote for your pick for Worst Sex Song Ever.
And Here Is The Reward: The winner will get a $15 itunes giftcard.
The song I chose is Little Red Corvette by Prince. You can watch the video here: Little Red Corvette
I mean really with lyrics like:
I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
Who's not going "Eewww, gross". I know I am.
And of course we know what a nice girl she is with these lyrics:
Guess I should have closed my eyes
when you drove me to the place
Where your horses run free
'cause I felt a little ill
When I saw all the pictures of the jockeys
that were there before me.
Now really, that just wrong. It's wrong on so many levels. I don't know what more to say.
Cool! I'll check out Ryan's blog and try to think of a song.
ReplyDeleteGreat pick of a song I loved, but never paid all that much attention to the lyrics.
ReplyDeleteLOL! The song haunting me now is one my youngest (six) is singing.
ReplyDeleteHush, girl. Hush your lips.
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
Gotta love having teens and tots under one roof!
Ahhh, from a great Colorado band, 3OH!3. I love those boys. That's my favorite part of that song Cate. ;)
ReplyDeleteFunny! You're right that those lyrics are 'so wrong."
ReplyDeleteI came here from Jemi's blog. Love the purple!
I'm here from Elana's blog.
ReplyDeleteI love Prince's old stuff, but those lyrics are gross, now that you point it out.
there's another Prince song called 'Raspberry Beret' which I thought was rather suggestively raunchy, but yeah 'Little Red Corvette' takes some beating
ReplyDeleteEe Leen, Prince actually wrote some super raunchy songs like "Head" where there was no doubt what he was referring to. At least he was trying to be a little subtle in LRC and RB. :)
ReplyDeleteI was never a fan of Prince. No wonder! Wrong on SO many levels.
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