Thursday, April 22, 2010
Okay Ryan over at Wordsmithonia has this fun contest going on. I decided I'd join in. Go check it out there. He's got a great blog going, so cruise around it and say hello to him. I've pasted Ryan's rules below.
So Here Are The Rules: The contest will run in two stages. The first will be the nomination stage which will run for two weeks ending on 05/01/2010 at 11:59 PM. Anyone who wants to nominate a song will have to write a blog post detailing the contest and either a video or a link to a video that showcases the song they are nominating. Please write a short reason for why you think the song you are nominating is the worst of the lot. Come back to this post and leave a link to your post.
The second stage is that I will pick my 5 "favorite" nominated songs which will be announced in a second blog post. You will then have1 week, starting on 5/2/2010 and ending on 5/08/2010, to vote for your pick for Worst Sex Song Ever.
And Here Is The Reward: The winner will get a $15 itunes giftcard.
The song I chose is Little Red Corvette by Prince. You can watch the video here: Little Red Corvette
I mean really with lyrics like:
I guess I must be dumb
'Cuz you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
Who's not going "Eewww, gross". I know I am.
And of course we know what a nice girl she is with these lyrics:
Guess I should have closed my eyes
when you drove me to the place
Where your horses run free
'cause I felt a little ill
When I saw all the pictures of the jockeys
that were there before me.
Now really, that just wrong. It's wrong on so many levels. I don't know what more to say.